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style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: 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They range from prudish grandmother to blue comedian. Many are catch phrases of famous politicians, podcasters, musicians, radio personalities, tv characters, and you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eGo Jump, Pound Sand, Back Off, Kick Rocks, Beat It,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eGet Lost, Bug Off, Forget You, Stick It, Spin Away,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eBuzz Off, Hell No, Shove It, Get Bent, Kiss Off,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eScrew You, Suck It, Eat Me, Piss Off, Up Yours,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eEat Shit, Bite Me, Fuck Off, Fuck You, and Right Here (with a two-bird flip off)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Merriweather Sans'; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; color: #f6602f; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eDisclaimer: We are not responsible for physical, mental, or emotional trauma brought about by answering the question provoked by our products.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBuilt on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — one of the most popular and trusted blanks in the business — this shirt is as comfortable as it is bold. The Airlume combed and ringspun cotton is noticeably softer than standard tees, with a smooth finish that makes the print pop and holds up wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eShirt Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none !important; padding-left: 0; margin: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style: none !important; display: flex; align-items: center; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"flex-shrink: 0; margin-right: 8px;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/4568\/9499\/files\/PMP_logo_SMALL__beveled_brown_TB.png?v=1779156406\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\u003e 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton \u003cspan style=\"display: block;\"\u003e(heather colors may contain polyester)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style: none !important; display: flex; align-items: center; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"flex-shrink: 0; margin-right: 8px;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/4568\/9499\/files\/PMP_logo_SMALL__beveled_brown_TB.png?v=1779156406\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\u003e Lightweight at 4.2 oz — comfortable enough for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style: none !important; display: flex; align-items: center; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"flex-shrink: 0; margin-right: 8px;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/4568\/9499\/files\/PMP_logo_SMALL__beveled_brown_TB.png?v=1779156406\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\u003e Retail fit — not boxy, not skin-tight, just right\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style: none !important; display: flex; align-items: center; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"flex-shrink: 0; margin-right: 8px;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/4568\/9499\/files\/PMP_logo_SMALL__beveled_brown_TB.png?v=1779156406\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\u003e Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style: none !important; display: flex; align-items: center; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"flex-shrink: 0; margin-right: 8px;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/4568\/9499\/files\/PMP_logo_SMALL__beveled_brown_TB.png?v=1779156406\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\u003e Tear-away label — no scratchy tags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"list-style: none !important; display: flex; align-items: center; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"flex-shrink: 0; margin-right: 8px;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/4568\/9499\/files\/PMP_logo_SMALL__beveled_brown_TB.png?v=1779156406\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"\u003e Runs true to size — size up if you prefer a looser fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSizes: XS – 3XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f6602f;\"\u003eDisclaimer: We are not responsible for physical, mental, or emotional trauma brought about by wearing our products that annoy, offend, or provoke others. Please wear our products responsibly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 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border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: 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